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> aj neki vic..., da se smejemo malo
karabaja
post Mar 20 2009, 04:00 PM
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QUOTE(Trent @ Mar 20 2009, 02:49 PM) *



btw svaka cast za ovo za j1 haha smile.gif


(((: jeste,ali to nece razumeti oni koji nisu u ovoj prici.................
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post Mar 21 2009, 06:30 PM
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jel znate kako se pare anakonda i zvecarka?
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post Mar 21 2009, 07:20 PM
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oprezno?

ili je to za jezeve...
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post Mar 21 2009, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE(karabaja @ Mar 20 2009, 07:00 PM) *


(((: jeste,ali to nece razumeti oni koji nisu u ovoj prici.................


Pa sta ce onda na ovom forumu yahoo.gif
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post Mar 21 2009, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE(belch @ Mar 21 2009, 08:20 PM) *

oprezno?

ili je to za jezeve...

ne.. uzmi zvecku pa cu da ti pokazem hehe biggrin.gif
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post Mar 22 2009, 02:20 AM
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A je l znate koja je razlika izmedju paradajza i krstavca?
Ne?
E onda bi vas opasno prevarili na pijaci.. hehe smile.gif smile.gif
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post Mar 22 2009, 10:27 AM
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a sta je oralni seks?

zini da ti kazem
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post Mar 24 2009, 12:37 PM
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Chak Noris je posle druge godine života već bio na WT program!

Chak Norisu ne treba SSN broj da se zaposli u USA!

Chak Noriss na paychecku nema deduction za taxe!

Čak Noris dobije tax refund za dva sata!

Čak Norisu se svaki radni sat računa kao overtime!

Čak Norisu, landlord plaća što mu Čak živi u apartmanu!

Čak Noris šiša travu brže nego trideset Mexikanaca!

Čak Noris u Macu uvek naručuje Big Chak!

Čak Noris jednom rukom bije i Miladina Kovačevića i dva Bosanca!

Čak Noris, može sam da radi u Walmartu i bude jedini radnik i da to funkcionishe kao Dunkin' Donuts sa dva arapska radnika!

Čak Noris može da prescription medicine kupi over the counter!

Čak Norisu na mleku rok trajanja piše pre roka i ne može da se pokvari!

Čak Norisu je u shopingu uwek sale!

Kad se Chak Noris posle WT vraca u Srbiju, na aerodromu Surčin on naplati carinu carinicima i naplati taksistima što ga odvezu do autobuske stanice!

Čak Noris je dobio sina njegovo ime je Vuk Jeremić!

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post Mar 25 2009, 12:32 AM
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Cak Noris u Burger Kingu uvek narucuje Big Mac... i uvek ga dobije blum.gif
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post Apr 5 2009, 05:12 PM
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od cega su napravljene kaubojke chaka norisa?

pa od kauboja biggrin.gif
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post May 6 2009, 10:37 AM
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ne zalitaj se, tija znaju finte!!!
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Sta radi pile na pijac?????
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Valja kevina jaja............
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post May 16 2009, 08:45 AM
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Sede na klupici u parku sadista,mazohista,zoofil,piroman,nekrofil i serijski ubica, i dosadjuju se ne znaju sta ce od sebe...
Protrcava macka i
zoofil kaze: ajde da uhvatimo ovu macku
sadista: ajde da uhvatimo macku i da ja mucimo
serijski ubica: ajde da uhvatimo macku da je mucimo pa ubijemo
nekrofil: ajde da uhvatimo macku da je mucimo, ubijemo pa jebemo
piroman: ajde da uhvatimo macku da je mucimo, ubijemo, jebemo pa zapalimo
tek ce mazohista: Mijauuu
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post May 16 2009, 09:27 AM
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Dolazi muz kod zene: Zeno imam dobru i losu vest koju ces prvo da cujes?
-Ajde prvo dobru
Dobra vest je da air-bagovi rade!
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